Hats

Description: Even Lord Edgelord enjoys a nice cuppa. And Mrs Honeychurch always bakes the most wonderful currant buns!

Description: Smooth Paul has already broken the First Rule of Fight Club! Meh, no matter. I doubt anyone in Slackwyrm Keep will make the effort to show anyway.

Description: Why was time worrying about your future. The Great Gretch has got that covered. Eternal servitude to her Greatness is its own reward!

Description: Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

Description: A roster of the current Slackwyrm Keep staff.

Description: Deborah Gorgon is Slackwyrm Keep's resident Medusa.

Description: The Easter Wyrm is born!

Description: Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

Description: Seething is both soothing and invigorating.

Description: Are you a passionate nihilist? Then celebrate that oxymoron with this!

Description: Black forest cake is a rich treasure indeed!

Description: Janet is a Chicken who's name is Janet.

Description: Janet only wants the best for her humans.

Description: Even dragons need pillows.

Description: Are YOU a member?

Description: Ferragus's favourite resting place to warm himself in the afternoon sun.

Description: Look how upright and attentive he is - a rare thing indeed!

Description: Never let it be said that Ferragus lacks personality.

Description: Ferragus living the Smug Life.

Description: Ferragus and his beloved companion, Sir Corpse.

Description: Remember that time the village of Spuddy celebrated the Great Slack Wyrm as a living god and fed him endless plates of raisin toast? Of course you do!

Description: When flying always stow your human securely for their own protection and your own peace of mind.

Description: Don't be fooled - The Great Gretch is very positive and enthusiastic about the mayhem she spreads.

Description: Why don't I just oppress ALL of you?!

Description: Keep your mitts off!

Description: The Great Gretch cannot deny it!

Description: Hildegard Gretchwyrm makes short work of an offending township.

Description: No mercy!

Description: Janet the Chicken is a harsh critic.

Description: Nothing scarier than a dragon who plays D&D!

Description: Satan is just too edgy!

Description: Nothing fills the heart with dread more than a grinning crow.

Description: Otho Crow's favourite word.

Description: Otho Crow sees all. Otho Crow knows all.

Description: Otho Crow kicked an old lady down a flight of stairs. This says it all.