Description: With apologies to Elton John.
$22.00
Description: You know that controversial topic everyone is talking about? Well, Slack Wyrm has nothing to say on it.
Description: Which do you prefer? Lizardman or Bugbear's hat?
Description: Humans come caged and free-range. Look how happy they are!
Description: Why isn't it called Dragons & Dungeons? Seems only right to put the star first.
Description: You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Dragons are awesome!
Description: Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.
Description: Which do you prefer?
Description: Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.
Description: Confused, doubting, skeptical, uncertain, puzzled, wary - these are all emotions expressed here with our Ferragus.
$20.00
Description: Ferragus is lit and this party is on fire!
Description: Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.
Description: All wargs love wodka to keep warm in winter.
Description: Ferragus Slackwyrm in a state of draconic zen.
Description: Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)
Description: For all those times you're keen to approve of things Slack Wyrm style.
Description: Now you know what he's thinking about!
Description: This pleases the Great Gretch!
Description: It's not privilege if you know you're the best. So when you're number one already, why try harder?
Description: Ferragus laying out his entire life philosophy out lazy afternoon while watching the batminton.
Description: Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.
Description: If you're going to fight a dragon, doing it on a epic clifftop may look cool, but is very much a strategic error.
Description: Q. Hey, what's that on your shirt? A. Isn't it obvious? It's a bugbear playing Dig Dug!
Description: Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.
Description: Deborah Gorgon is Slackwyrm Keep's resident Medusa.
Description: The Easter Wyrm is born!
Description: Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!
Description: Seething is both soothing and invigorating.
Description: Are you a passionate nihilist? Then celebrate that oxymoron with this!
Description: Black forest cake is a rich treasure indeed!
Description: Janet is a Chicken who's name is Janet.
Description: Janet only wants the best for her humans.
Description: Even dragons need pillows.
Description: Ferragus's favourite resting place to warm himself in the afternoon sun.
Description: Look how upright and attentive he is - a rare thing indeed!