Phone Cases

Description: Is this a rip-off of Spawn or Batman? You decide!

Description: Join the Slack Wyrm Patreon to read the exclusive comic, Kid Wyrm!

Description: With apologies to Elton John.

Description: You know that controversial topic everyone is talking about? Well, Slack Wyrm has nothing to say on it.

Description: Why isn't it called Dragons & Dungeons? Seems only right to put the star first.

Description: You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Dragons are awesome!

Description: Which do you prefer?

Description: Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Description: Confused, doubting, skeptical, uncertain, puzzled, wary - these are all emotions expressed here with our Ferragus.

Description: Ferragus is lit and this party is on fire!

Description: Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Description: All wargs love wodka to keep warm in winter.

Description: Ferragus Slackwyrm in a state of draconic zen.

Description: Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

Description: For all those times you're keen to approve of things Slack Wyrm style.

Description: Now you know what he's thinking about!

Description: This pleases the Great Gretch!

Description: It's not privilege if you know you're the best. So when you're number one already, why try harder?

Description: Otho Crow before EVERYONE!

Description: Ferragus laying out his entire life philosophy out lazy afternoon while watching the batminton.

Description: Debbie knows what she likes, and what you do too! ;)

Description: Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

Description: If you're going to fight a dragon, doing it on a epic clifftop may look cool, but is very much a strategic error.

Description: The psychotic percussion-loving monkey who got his master killed! Somewhere he still lurks in Slackwyrm Keep wailing on his xylophone, and waiting to push you into traps for his own amusement!

Description: Q. Hey, what's that on your shirt? A. Isn't it obvious? It's a bugbear playing Dig Dug!

Description: Even Lord Edgelord enjoys a nice cuppa. And Mrs Honeychurch always bakes the most wonderful currant buns!

Description: Smooth Paul has already broken the First Rule of Fight Club! Meh, no matter. I doubt anyone in Slackwyrm Keep will make the effort to show anyway.

Description: Why was time worrying about your future. The Great Gretch has got that covered. Eternal servitude to her Greatness is its own reward!

Description: Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

Description: A roster of the current Slackwyrm Keep staff.

Description: Deborah Gorgon is Slackwyrm Keep's resident Medusa.

Description: The Easter Wyrm is born!

Description: Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

Description: Seething is both soothing and invigorating.

Description: Are you a passionate nihilist? Then celebrate that oxymoron with this!

Description: Black forest cake is a rich treasure indeed!