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Penis Thief Card

$5
  • Penis Thief Card by Slack Wyrm
Penis Thief Card by Slack Wyrm
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Remember that time a rat ran off with Sir Corpse's rotted old member? Well, now you can relive it daily! Indeed confuse the world around you with this bizarre t-shirt.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

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