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Penis Thief T-Shirt

$22
  • Penis Thief T-Shirt by Slack Wyrm
  • Penis Thief by Slack Wyrm
Penis Thief T-Shirt by Slack Wyrm Penis Thief by Slack Wyrm

Color: White

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Remember that time a rat ran off with Sir Corpse's rotted old member? Well, now you can relive it daily! Indeed confuse the world around you with this bizarre t-shirt.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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