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Smooth Paul has already broken the First Rule of Fight Club! Meh, no matter. I doubt anyone in Slackwyrm Keep will make the effort to show anyway.
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Remember that time the village of Spuddy celebrated the Great Slack Wyrm as a living god and fed him endless plates of raisin toast? Of course you do!
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Remember that time a rat ran off with Sir Corpse's rotted old member? Well, now you can relive it daily! Indeed confuse the world around you with this bizarre t-shirt.