Totes

Description: The only reason to get out of your comfort zone is to get to another much more comfortable zone.

Description: Are you tired of things? you're not the only one.

Description: Slack Wyrm doesn't care about a warrior's gender agenda. He is quite happy to roast male, female or a combination of the two.

Description: The Great Gretch encourages you all to follow your bliss and find your inner voice. You will be amazed at what you can achieve when you listen to your heart!

Description: Is this a rip-off of Spawn or Batman? You decide!

Description: Join the Slack Wyrm Patreon to read the exclusive comic, Kid Wyrm!

Description: With apologies to Elton John.

Description: You know that controversial topic everyone is talking about? Well, Slack Wyrm has nothing to say on it.

Description: Which do you prefer? Lizardman or Bugbear's hat?

Description: Humans come caged and free-range. Look how happy they are!

Description: Why isn't it called Dragons & Dungeons? Seems only right to put the star first.

Description: You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Dragons are awesome!

Description: Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.

Description: Which do you prefer?

Description: Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Description: Confused, doubting, skeptical, uncertain, puzzled, wary - these are all emotions expressed here with our Ferragus.

Description: Ferragus is lit and this party is on fire!

Description: Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Description: All wargs love wodka to keep warm in winter.

Description: Ferragus Slackwyrm in a state of draconic zen.

Description: Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

Description: For all those times you're keen to approve of things Slack Wyrm style.

Description: Now you know what he's thinking about!

Description: This pleases the Great Gretch!

Description: It's not privilege if you know you're the best. So when you're number one already, why try harder?

Description: Otho Crow before EVERYONE!

Description: Otho Crow loves nothing more than to remind people how clever he is!

Description: Ferragus laying out his entire life philosophy out lazy afternoon while watching the batminton.

Description: Debbie knows what she likes, and what you do too! ;)

Description: Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

Description: If you're going to fight a dragon, doing it on a epic clifftop may look cool, but is very much a strategic error.

Description: The psychotic percussion-loving monkey who got his master killed! Somewhere he still lurks in Slackwyrm Keep wailing on his xylophone, and waiting to push you into traps for his own amusement!

Description: Q. Hey, what's that on your shirt? A. Isn't it obvious? It's a bugbear playing Dig Dug!

Description: Even Lord Edgelord enjoys a nice cuppa. And Mrs Honeychurch always bakes the most wonderful currant buns!

Description: Smooth Paul has already broken the First Rule of Fight Club! Meh, no matter. I doubt anyone in Slackwyrm Keep will make the effort to show anyway.

Description: Why was time worrying about your future. The Great Gretch has got that covered. Eternal servitude to her Greatness is its own reward!