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Description: Humans come caged and free-range. Look how happy they are!

Description: You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Dragons are awesome!

Description: Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.

Description: Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Description: Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Description: Ferragus Slackwyrm in a state of draconic zen.

Description: Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

Description: For all those times you're keen to approve of things Slack Wyrm style.

Description: Now you know what he's thinking about!

Description: This pleases the Great Gretch!

Description: It's not privilege if you know you're the best. So when you're number one already, why try harder?

Description: Otho Crow before EVERYONE!

Description: Otho Crow loves nothing more than to remind people how clever he is!

Description: Ferragus laying out his entire life philosophy out lazy afternoon while watching the batminton.

Description: Debbie knows what she likes, and what you do too! ;)

Description: Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

Description: If you're going to fight a dragon, doing it on a epic clifftop may look cool, but is very much a strategic error.

Description: The psychotic percussion-loving monkey who got his master killed! Somewhere he still lurks in Slackwyrm Keep wailing on his xylophone, and waiting to push you into traps for his own amusement!

Description: Q. Hey, what's that on your shirt? A. Isn't it obvious? It's a bugbear playing Dig Dug!

Description: Even Lord Edgelord enjoys a nice cuppa. And Mrs Honeychurch always bakes the most wonderful currant buns!

Description: Smooth Paul has already broken the First Rule of Fight Club! Meh, no matter. I doubt anyone in Slackwyrm Keep will make the effort to show anyway.

Description: Why was time worrying about your future. The Great Gretch has got that covered. Eternal servitude to her Greatness is its own reward!

Description: Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

Description: A roster of the current Slackwyrm Keep staff.

Description: Deborah Gorgon is Slackwyrm Keep's resident Medusa.

Description: The Easter Wyrm is born!

Description: Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

Description: Seething is both soothing and invigorating.

Description: Are you a passionate nihilist? Then celebrate that oxymoron with this!

Description: Black forest cake is a rich treasure indeed!

Description: Janet is a Chicken who's name is Janet.

Description: Janet only wants the best for her humans.

Description: Even dragons need pillows.

Description: Are YOU a member?

Description: Ferragus's favourite resting place to warm himself in the afternoon sun.

Description: Look how upright and attentive he is - a rare thing indeed!