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Remember that time the village of Spuddy celebrated the Great Slack Wyrm as a living god and fed him endless plates of raisin toast? Of course you do!
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Remember that time a rat ran off with Sir Corpse's rotted old member? Well, now you can relive it daily! Indeed confuse the world around you with this bizarre t-shirt.
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There's literally nothing you can't do in Dungeons & Dragons if your DM is flexible enough. Just don't push it. Especially when your DM is a dragon.
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The world needs to realise everything Ferragus (and perhaps yourself) do for them. Namely by not being yourself. If you unleashed the REAL you, then there would really be trouble!
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Like all dragons, Ferragus Slackwyrm possesses uncanny and eldritch wisdoms. He now, he is ready to share them with the world... as soon as he thinks of some.
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The White Stag is a master poker player. Ferragus has lost to him many times, but he always goes back for more. Dragons are like that see.
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The Great Gretch is always looking to help humans solve their little problems. When she comes to town, she oppresses everyone equally. Now we all get a turn to play!